The Rules:

It's Simple... Eat 50 different burgers in 50 different places and chronicle them.

If you find yourself in a position where it is so difficult to decide if something counts or not, then first assess what you may have up shoved up your ass that is making you so anal retentive, then make your decision.   
It's a different freaking burger in a different place every time!  How hard can this possibly be?

  • Must be red meat. (No tofu, veggie, garden, chicken, turkey, fish bullshit.  RED MEAT)
  • Cannot repeat same restaurant type twice.  (i.e. If you eat and In-N-Out Burger in Las Vegas, you cannot use In-N-Out in Los Angeles.)
  • Gatherings and Parties are fine, BUT...  you can only use a location once.  You cannot use the same house / park / tailgate location twice.  (pick your ONE house party wisely) 
  • You cannot buy a burger from a specific burger joint multiple times and eat it at different parks, landmarks around town, etc.
  • Yes, you can substitute the bread for something else.  (We realize some of you are anal retentive, annoying, picky, super models, plain annoying, so we are allowing this, but know that we are mocking you every time we see your photos)
  • Sliders and other dumb alternatives.  Since you can't use a location more than once, one order of sliders counts as 1 burger.  Use your best judgement for the others.
  • Cheese, bacon, avocado, tomato, onions, mushrooms - toppings don't matter.

No one wants to see photos of national chains, so these 8 restaurants ARE NOT ALLOWED: 

  1. McDonald's
  2. Burger King 
  3. Jack in the Box 
  4. Wendy's 
  5. Hardee's 
  6. Dairy Queen
  7. Carl's Jr
  8. Sonic
How to Register: 
Email "mikeinaustin22 at gmail dot com" and let me know you want to join, and I'll send you "posting" email address.

How to Post: 
1- take photo with smart phone
2- email photo as attachment
3- Subject of email is the title of the blog post.  Keep it simple, the title should say it all. 

Example:  Tugboat - Dirty Martin's Burgers - Austin, TX - Burger #45

No huge commentary in the body of the text is needed with the photo, but you're welcome to add some comments if you like. 

Make sure you put your name the same way every time, so the blog can then be searched by that..

You'll have to keep track of how many you have eaten, and where on your own. 
Your smart phone has a notepad for this purpose.

There's an android app available but I have no idea how it works, so tell me you need help and I'll send you to the designer:

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